EST. 01·26·2021 ★ ALL AGES ★
The Discord Thread Presents

Battle of the Bands

A1

Tonight's Lineup

Twenty-three acts took the stage, but four carry the bill. The meter is applause per name — and just like the comedy channel, the biggest act isn't the best-reviewed.

A2

The Top of the Charts

The names that brought the house down, ranked by reactions. Emoji shown are the real crowd response.

B1

Anatomy of a Band Name

Every name is a one-off — there's no formula. But the two-word punch is the house style, and a small lexicon keeps showing up: king, hot, horse, milk, death.

Name Length

// word count of every submission

The Lexicon

// recurring words (meta-chatter stripped)

B2

The Crowd

A famously generous room — names land a reaction 1 in 6 tries, nearly triple the comedy channel's rate. But the pit isn't always kind: a handful got booed off.

How They Cheer

// reaction emoji, real counts

Booed Off Stage 👎

// names that drew a thumbs-down

C1

The Residency

C2

When the Pit Opens

Doors are busiest Friday, and the room runs late — times in UTC, with a heavy after-dark shift.

By Hour

// pink = peak · UTC

00h06h12h18h23h

By Day

// Friday night is showtime

D1

Liner Notes

The small print on the back of the sleeve.